Sunday, June 3, 2018

7th Day Surprise: Naughty Boys

BOYS WILL BE BOYS

Given it's been said that men are from Mars -
It's not surprising that some consider
the male species out of this world.
One thing is certain, 
Whether it's boys who like girls,
or boys who like boys,
they ALL want the same thing.

Saturday, June 2, 2018

THE LAST ROUNDUP



Early bird special
Without local air service, there
are times when we feel like we
run an airport shuttle. Which is
quite a job given it's two hours
each way. In between here and
there (Billings) theres only one
place worth stopping at on the
way. Roundup's Busy Bee Cafe.
Thus at times we stop, drop, and
order a chop. Or better yet, a big
slice of Rhubarb Custard Pie!
Then all too soon it's time to
take a nap or hit the road home!
Keep it simple
Recently we stopped by around
3 p.m.on a national holiday. The
place was packed with all of the
usual Montana suspects. Cowboys,
ranchers, ladies lunching, plus a
family chowing down. We settled
into a booth, got comfy, and then
ordered from our friendly waitress.
I love local places like this as they
always capture the essence of their
community. The Busy Bee is simple,
spotless, and in it's way... humble.
And that's just the way I like it.
What are you staring at?
Suddenly a larger than life guttural
growl broke our solitude. "How are
you sweetie?!" Strolling across the
room came a lady of advanced age.
All dolled up in her wash and wear
floral pantsuit, matching heels, and
bijoux, she was ready for anything.
Her makeup amply applied. With a
coif of deep auburn curls amassed
into an over the top beehive. She
soon ruled said roost. And Frank
and I couldn't stop staring. The lady
was a gobsmacking sight to behold.
Repeat performance
She was obviously not dressed for
an afternoon at The Busy Bee. It
was also clear by her demeanor
that putting on the dog was rote
for her. In a town where everyone
looks like they rolled out of bed,
you've got to respect an old gal
for maintaining her standards!
In all of her glory she sat at the
table next to us. Keenly aware of
our interest, it was clear that back
in the day she'd been a knock out.
And even now still busy as a bee!
Bar none
Upon closer inspection all that
glittered was not gold. Her coif
was obviously a wig. A few grey
wisps peeked out from the back
of her neck. Her dangling earrings
were of the plastic variety. Her
makeup slightly smudged. None
of that mattered when combined
with her repartee. After several
minutes of chit chat, she loudly
announced that she would be at
the bar sipping a glass of wine.
Leaving behind a silent room...
Tales of the city
Don't you wonder about gals like her?
Where does she live? What does she
do? And most important, what is her
story? My Mother considered women
like her "coarse". Yet I think there is
nothing as vulnerable than an elderly
broad. You see, they once knew how
to leverage their assets. Sadly as time
advanced said benefits slowly became
liabilities. Will I someday sit in some
booth in tattered regalia telling tales
of my youth over a Manhattan? Who
knows? It could happen to you!

Friday, June 1, 2018

PARDON ME


Back at you
OK... if people who have been convicted of
breaking the law... lying under oath, insider
trading, or attempting to sell senatorial seats
can be exonerated... then why can't the rest
of us be redeemed?! Haven't we suffered
enough? Thus far it's been four hundred and
ninety seven days of pure and unadulterated
torture. Hence in my opinion if anyone should
be given a reprieve it's we the people. Sadly,
it's all about just a select few who are deemed
worthy enough to be free from proven crimes.
Leaving the rest of us to sit on our shrinking
assets as we pray for salvation. SAVE US!
Cohn job
Each and everyday I search for something
positive - anything redeeming - light at the
end of the tunnel of  this mess that we're in.
However try as I might it's impossible to
avoid the inevitable. Which is that we have
a narcissist in chief. A man with seemingly
no morals. One who is perfectly willing to
dole out political favors. After all, even if
one is capable of bestowing redemption -
they're still known by the company they
keep. And given one of President Trump's
most influential mentors was the infamous
Roy Cohn. It takes one... to know one...
Free for all
Obviously somebody thinks that handing "get
out of jail cards" to convicted criminals is if
nothing else - a statement. However obvious
such a move may appear - there is also a not
so hidden method to his madness. Absolving
one's former co-horts sends any friend at risk
a not so subtle message. Rather than squawk,
you're certain to walk. That is as long as you
are willing to play the waiting game. Which
explains why men like Michael Cohen, Paul
Manafort, or Mike Flynn act as if they have
little to be worried about. While knowing all
too well that their savior could turn on them.
Tit for tat
How did we end up in a world where people
with proven character faults seemingly face
no consequences for their sins? Like her or
not - Martha Stewart used inside information
to her financial advantage. And when given
a chance to confess - chose to lie under oath.
Governor Rod Blagojevich seized a political
opportunity for financial gain. Subsequently
both were found guilty and sent to jail. Yet
both were offered a second chance by their
buddy Don either pre or post incarceration -
by appearing on his reality TV show. Hmm...
could it be that the third time is the charm?
Red alert
In such tenuous times one thing is certain -
bigotry and prejudice are crimes against
humanity. A fact that still did not stop our
President from pardoning rightist pundit
and birther conspiracist - Dinish D'Souza.
He also cleared the record of Sheriff Joe
Arpaio - a proven violator of immigration
laws. Sadly the fact that Roseanne Barr
didn't go to jail prohibits Mr. Trump from
wiping away her Ambien tainted tweets.
Ultimately what goes around comes back
with a vengeance. So who may be willing
to pardon Don if needed? Vladimir Putin?