All of America seems to look exactly the same.
We drove across six states, and sadly all that we passed was
chain after chain after chain after chain after chain!
TEXAS... Y'all, I think I saw a "lone star" on the horizon.
OKLAHOMA... We decided the "sooner" we left, the better.
KANSAS... Is pasta the "wheat" in the "sunflower" state?
COLORADO... The "centennial" state seemed off target.
WYOMING... Monotony must be how they define "equality".
MONTANA... Look! The "Big Sky" is above that awning.
Mediocrity has become America's comfort zone.
The diversity of the American landscape is amazing.
Therefore, most American cities are simply boring.
Almost every downtown in America slowly withered away.
And... where did all the people go?